It’s a shisha bar, so they order a hookah. Melon flavour.
AF: How does this thingamajig work?
ZD: The whatchamacallit on top is the fake tobacco that filters through the water column. You suck on the tube as if your life depended on it and exhale the fumes worth 50p each.
ZD smiles inwardly, smug in the knowledge that he is the know-it-all of the hookah world.
AF: Whatchamacallit? Huh? Is that what it's called?
ZD (insecure because his knowledge is being challenged by an ignoramus): Yeah. It's also called the.. arbit.. melon-flavoured tablet!
AF: (the light of knowledge bursts through the dark clouds of ignorance) Ah, the arbit melon-flavoured tablet!
And ZD bows to the silent applause in the stands, having saved the day once again, rising from the ashes to deliver a crushing blow to the challengers.
AF: Dude, look! I can do a Confucius!
4 comments:
Crazy 'pain'ful buggers :D Good show guys.
Hail .:Arbit:.
The vetti blogger tie-ups continue I see. I was almost sure when I saw the first comment (pun unintended) that it was you.
Cheers I say
Kini
Smoking is injurious to health. Especially when you are thin, underweight and look like a sneeze woujld put you in to arbit...ooops...orbit.
Looks pointedly at Sahil Barua(whatever the hell AnswerFirst means)
You write.
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